Best Sewing Machine Webmaster, Meet Business Management Software
The interview process had been especially grueling. It was always a crap shoot with web companies. They could be as strict or loose as those ends of the spectrum allowed. But this was different.
Across from Edith was a large monitor. It was blank when she walked in, but after she seated herself, it began displaying questions. She saw neither a human operator nor a microphone.
“Why do you want to work for American Stitcher Dot Com?”
“What is your greatest strength/weakness.”
“ERROR_90675617-UNABLE TO LOCATE EMPLOYMENT.”
Edith left the room and wondered if all management software was this rude.