13th Oct2011

Mostly Heating

by Quintin

You never plan for the worst of times. The real worst of times. You plan for the bad winters, the humid summers. The rainy springs and the windy falls. But not for the end of everything.

I spent a little extra on the windows, to spend less on heating. They are designed to trap the heat inside, the salesman told me, for colder climates, and they’d trap in heat in the summer too. I told him I don’t mind the heat. But I mind it now, the sun impossibly close now, the atmosphere frying me alive in my own home.

10th Oct2011
05th Oct2011

I Don’t Do Windows

by Quintin

Once the Professional Act passed, I was suddenly in high demand. I had earned quite a reputation with my non-human clientele for doing everything they desired. It wasn’t lawful at that point, mind you, but my discretion and open mind kept me working. No request was too weird, too disgusting. Some alien anatomy took a while to get used to, but that was just an occupational hazard.

But once everything became legal, that’s when the weirdos started coming out of the woodwork. The day I was handed a roll of paper towels and a bottle of Windex, I was done.

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